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Some of us older than 30 remember when horror filmmakers made movies that didn’t feature people getting their faces cut off by elaborate mechanical torture devices, or weird little girls who kill you by crawling out of your cell phone.

“The Uninvited” won’t make anyone forget “The Shining,” but it’s a nice throwback to the days when scary movies featured pretty good actors, a plot that holds together and a couple of creepy-looking ghost kids. Charles and Thomas Guard include a few elements from the trendy J-horror genre in their first major feature as directors but don’t let them overwhelm the story. This should be a satisfying film for the prudish horror fans who keep walking out of “Saw” movies.

If you are a fan of modern horror films, there’s nothing more frightening than a PG-13 rating. The best films in the genre in recent years have been over-the-top exploitation cinema, claustrophobic thrillers and zombie movies. One can’t even try to imagine “The Devil’s Rejects,” “The Descent” or “28 Days Later” in a more family-friendly format.

Which makes the success of “The Uninvited” that much more impressive. There’s no sadistic serial killer or nonstop survival horror action to fill the time, so the Guard brothers have no choice except to sell the story.

It’s a pretty good one. Emily Browning plays Anna, a teen whose ailing mother died in a fire, leading to Anna’s 10-month stay in a psychiatric ward. She returns home to her famous-author father (David Strathairn), who is now romantically involved with his wife’s much younger former caregiver, Rachael (Elizabeth Banks). Anna spends most of the movie being scared by Rachael-hating ghosts while she and her sister learn about the woman’s sinister past.

The Guard brothers do a nice job of developing the story, to the point that audiences may forget that they’re watching a horror film. The scares aren’t as plentiful as in some lesser films, but each one in “The Uninvited” is earned - and often unexpected. It helps to have an excellent cast, particularly Banks. Since we’ve resigned ourselves to the fact that the blond actress now co-stars in every other Hollywood film, it’s good to see her showing some range. Banks has a cool Nurse Ratched thing going that you wouldn’t know she had in her, judging by her nice-girl-sidekick roles in “Role Models” and “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.”

There are a few confusing sequences in the beginning, the middle part of the film is a bit draggy, and the musical score sounds as if it were imported from one of those Lifetime Channel movies where a character played by Nancy McKeon kills an abusive ex-husband. We could also have used three or four fewer shots of blood pouring through a keyhole. But all these transgressions are forgiven when the movie is over and you see that some of the weirdness in the movie had a point after all.

We will give away nothing about plot twists or the ending, except to say that both were satisfying, especially after we discussed them with a few fellow audience members. You know you’ve seen a pretty good movie when you find yourself talking about it enthusiastically with strangers while you get your parking validated.

– Advisory: This film contains disturbing images, violence, sexual situations, teen drinking and three really creepy little kids who want to play with you, (insert your name here). Forever and ever and ever …

E-mail Peter Hartlaub at phartlaub@sfchronicle.com.

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“A more unbearable film than …

“A more unbearable film than
Gigli.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

It’s hard to believe, but Jersey Girl (a title stolen from a Bruce
Springsteen tune) proves to be for the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez team
a more unbearable film than Gigli–a fiasco of major proportions. Though
for Ben, those flicks where he saves the world still hit a lower note than
this Jersey Girl role as a single parent dealing with dirty diapers. 

Kevin Smith (”Clerks”/”Mallrats”/”Chasing Amy”) sinks lower than
a gopher to direct this run-of-the-mill mainstream sitcom, in his long
climb downward into the hole of mediocrity. This ‘gem’ is so icky and transparent
that, perhaps, it’s possible that even the most gullible sitcom fan should
be able to see through it as being disingenuous. The presence of Miramax’s
Harvey Weinstein as Smith’s godfather might have been a lucrative career
move (he went from grossing 12 million a film to 30-50 million under his
film dad’s marketing campaign and control), but artistically it hasn’t
worked–and it might be time to cut the umblical cord. Smith has no more
punch left in his films. This one seems like a vehicle for a 1950s dullsville
TV sitcom. 

The film is told through the eyes of the seven-year-old cutie-pie
Gertie (Raquel Castro). In the opening scene she reads an essay to her
first grade parochial school class about her family and there’s a 
flashback to 1994 and her workaholic Manhattanite father Ollie (Ben Affleck),
who is a top musical publicist for a major Big Apple firm. He’s in love
with himself, his job, and his book editor wife Gertie (Jennifer Lopez).
But he loses his wife during childbirth and is left to raise the surviving
infant daughter on his own. Being a selfish cad, he dumps the infant Gertie
onto his widowed New Jersey street sweeper dad Bart (George Carlin). Dad
hangs out with his two blue-collar buddies from Highlands, Block (Mike
Starr) and Greennie (Stephen Root), where they guzzle beer at the local
Clamdiggers Bar and relax shooting the breeze with some dull shop-talk.
Ollie has no time for the baby while he works day and night as a high-powered
publicist, and foists the infant on dad to do all the dirty work. But dad
zaps him after a few months of this bullshit and tells him to be a real
dad, handing him the baby just before he goes to work. 

Stuck with no one to mind the child and still emotionally distraught
over his loss, the out-of-control Ollie carts Gertie to a major press event
for newcomer singer Will Smith — soon to become a superstar. When Smith
fails to show, Ollie gets the blame and screws up by insulting his client
and everyone in the press. He gets fired and returns to live permanently
for the next seven years in New Jersey with his dad, as his reputation
becomes so tarnished he can’t find another gig in the indusrtry he loves
more than anything else. The comedy, if you can call anything in this film
comedy
, is Ollie working alongside pop as a maintenance man and learning
how be a real dad and a better human being.

The speeches given by Ben after each lesson learned is enough to
melt your heart in kitsch. As one would expect, a romantic interest is
tossed Ben’s way. It comes in the form of usable grad student-video store
clerk Maya (Liv Tyler). The bland Maya goes as far as getting into the
shower with Ben in her offer to provide him with some mercy sex to relieve
him of his celibacy vows after his wife’s death, but before this romantic
arc is further developed into a love affair it is abandoned for more Ben
motivational speeches about why raising a girl as a single dad is more
important than ever working again in Manhattan for a major PR firm. That
story touched me about as much as did the TV pictures released of Saddam
Hussein living in a spider hole before his capture. 

Kevin Smith still seems to be a long way off from becoming more than
a recorder of trash-talking suburban slackers. Jersey Girl does not convince
me that in his new mature PG-13 filmmaking approach, he can make a film
saying something more substantial and earnest and meaningful. This one
not only lacked an edge, but it also lacked any genuine feelings or believability.

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I FEEL terribly sorry for Hugh…

I MANIPULATE unbelievably sorry to go to Hugh Consent to. But I’m not referring to that titillating controversy in authentic moving spirit, which starred the British actor and a hooker called Divine. I’m talking encircling “Nine Months,” the pitiful scarcely comedy he had just finished before his infamous capture.

In this grotesquely pandering caper, child psychiatrist Grant discovers that his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) is pregnant. He spends most of the movie in a British fluster—railing at the changes a new baby (and the inevitable marriage) will bring to his life. He gets red in the face. He grimaces. He winces. He stammers. He tugs at his hair. You wonder if there’s a doctor he can go to for this condition.

For those whose Schadenfreude has gotten the better of them, the question is: Does this movie provide some ironic laughs, vis-a-vis the Hollywood Incident? Well sure, there are one or two opportunities for taunting—particularly when Grant’s sexual frustration builds to near madness as Moore goes through those initial, morning-sickness stages.

But as the movie progresses (and I use the verb advisedly), such jokey sentiments are soon forgotten. More significantly, “Nine Months,” which is based on Patrick Braoude’s recent French comedy, “Neuf Mois,” starts to drag on like a real pregnancy. You wish it would hurry up and deliver.

For Grant and Moore, being in the family way means meeting tedious subplot characters. They encounter recently separated (and narcissistically pumped) Jeff Goldblum, who is about to discover life with babes but without children is not so wonderful. And they bump continuously into the happily married couple from hell: obnoxious car salesman Tom Arnold (whose unintentionally obvious makeup suggests all kinds of dark secrets) and his perpetually expecting wife, Joan Cusack (playing weird and wacky again). Thanks to the energetic Arnold, some of these encounters are amusing, particularly when the salesman mistakenly thinks Grant is unconscious and administers mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to the horrified Englishman.

The plodding, utterly predictable scenario is wonderfully interrupted by Robin Williams, as Moore’s new Russian doctor, who has only just graduated from his veterinary practice to human doctoring. He has a chronic language problem. After informing Moore he’s a doctor of “obstruction,” he realizes his mistake and mutters into his Dictaphone: “Not obstruction, it’s obstetrics!”

Moore is reduced to a cliche—a whiny, frustrated homemaker, who goes through the textbook ups and downs of pregnancy, demanding that Grant make a commitment. And with his insufferable muggings and gosh-I-can’t-seem-to-stop-myself-being-cute mannerisms, Grant acts as if every encounter with a human being is cause for paroxysms of embarrassment. This professional child psychiatrist can’t even deal with a preteen girl informing him she’s in love with him. But that’s Hollywood writing for you.

Director Chris Columbus injects isolated moments of energy into the film. In a cathartic scene for many parents, Arnold and Grant beat up an obnoxious, pushy man dressed in an “Arty” padded suit—clearly a Columbus dig at the “Barney” fascist empire. But the script’s mostly a bedtime snoozer from beginning to end. As if desperate to save the movie, Columbus goes into farcical overdrive in the delivery room finale: Moore pants and puffs, Cusack (sharing the room and also delivering) does the same, Williams dances crazily between the two of them, and Grant and Arnold duke it out on the floor. At this point, Columbus should have been muttering advice into his own Dictaphone, about making a movie next time that’s more than just hysterics.


NINE MONTHS (PG-13) — Contains sexual situations, profanity and terminal nuttiness.

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Zodiac (2007)

Rating 9 gone away from of 10

Se7en and Fight Club announced director David Fincher as a master of smart thrillers. The riveting Zodiac now elevates him above even those lofty heights. From the on edge opening scene, Sometimes non-standard due to the next two and a half gripping hours, the true tale of the serial killer that terrorized San Francisco during the 1960s and 70s never relinquishes its mesmerizing hold. James Vanderbilt's script, based on Robert Graysmith's book, keeps things tightly wound as it examines the brutal murders, the prolonged investigation and the pressures the example exerts, and toll it takes, on all those connected.
Possessed of disturbingly violent moments, Zodiac is fraught with subliminal tension and fearful expectancy, and reminiscent of that other great thriller about a serial humdinger, Silence Of The Lambs. The fact that the notorious Zodiac was not till hell freezes over found could potentially have been a problem in sustaining involvement, but it's a testament to Vanderbilt and Fincher's skill that they use the inconclusive outcome to total to the drama.

Zodiac focuses on three of the main people at the core of the investigation. Robert Graysmith (

Jake Gyllenhaal

) was a newly appointed cartoonist on the San Francisco Archive when the Zodiac hooligan was active. His obsession with the pack ultimately led to him essay a book. Inspector David Toschi (Mark Ruffalo) is the detective in charge of the San Francisco police's investigation, and Paul Avery (

Robert Downey Jr

.) is the Chronicle's maverick crime reporter covering the envelope. All three actors deliver sterling performances, but Downey's luminous take on the cocky, sarcastic Avery is dazzling.

Events begin with the killer embarking on his reign of terror. Following the brutal lay low, he sends letters to the shire papers signing them Zodiac, confessing his felony and threatening to continue his brutal spree unless they report an encoded message containing clues to his motives. The letters and cipher instantly ordain the callous and manipulative Zodiac as a paralysing media thing. The handwritten letters also offer the police a means by which to help identify Zodiac.

The cloud highlights the logistical problems fitting for the police when dealing with a series of murders that take improper in different counties. And though several suspects emerge, the sheer scale of the interrogation is stifling. Over the years, Zodiac's stillness diminishes the police's infect, but never Graysmith's who, at vast live sacrifice, maintains his battle.

Chilling, severe and strong, with the occasional glimmer of go down allowed to penetrate the darkness, Zodiac is wholly compelling. It captures perfectly the look and inclined of the span and evokes the penetrating timidity the murders caused. On this evidence, the state is as fascinating as those involved. The 2006 Academy Awards may have exactly been handed into public notice, but already Zodiac has made a firm stake to be amongst the reckoning fall next year's Oscars.

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‘RESPIRO’ Drama. Starring Val…



‘RESPIRO’

POLITE APPLAUSE
Drama. Starring Valeria Golino and Francesco Casisa. Directed by Emanuele
Crialese. (PG-13. 90 minutes. In Italian and Sicilian with English subtitles.
At Bay Area theaters.)


“Respiro” is partly of interest for what it doesn’t do. It’s set on an
Italian island south of Sicily, but it doesn’t try to imbue the setting with
romance. It’s about a sexy young wife and mother who doesn’t fit in with her
neighbors, but the movie is not an indictment of village provinciality. She
may be the prettiest and liveliest person on her island, but she is also a bit
crazy.

“Respiro” is a diffuse film, suggesting several plot directions without
following through on them. But director Emanuele Crialese is trying not to
make a statement but to conjure a feeling — or perhaps a vague awareness —
of a mystical undertone at work in this world of bleached earth and blue
waters. On its own terms, the movie succeeds. Like a fable, its meanings are
unspecific but haunting.

Valeria Golino, a Greek-Italian actress who has played mainly delicate
women in her American films (”Rain Man”), comes into her womanly glory in
“Respiro,” evoking a kind of barefoot, fiery sensuality most often associated
with Golino’s fellow Neapolitan, Sophia Loren. Crialese photographs her in a
way that makes her look positively mythic, with the kind of beauty and
alertness of expression one might see on a classical sculpture.

Island living is not easy in “Respiro.” The terrain is rocky, and the whole
economy revolves around the sea. Golino plays Grazia, a mother of three who,
like every other woman she knows, is married to a fisherman and works in a
factory, cleaning fish. Maybe it’s the confinement of the life, or maybe a
genetic time bomb has gone off in her head, but by the start of the film, she
has already become increasingly erratic.

The more she becomes ostracized, the more she bonds with her 12-year-old
son, and that relationship becomes the heart of the movie. For all its
aspiration to a kind of mysticism, “Respiro” effortlessly captures an
elemental truth about Italian sons and mothers — the ease, the particular
familiarity and (Hollywood stereotypes aside) the lack of hysteria of that
connection.

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This film contains brief nudity and some strong language in subtitle.

– Mick LaSalle



‘MANITO’

POLITE APPLAUSE

Urban drama. Directed and written by Eric Eason. (Not rated. 78 minutes. At
the Roxie.)

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“Manito,” the story of two Hispanic brothers in the Washington Heights
neighborhood of Manhattan, is a low-budget wonder: rough and gritty around the
edges, filmed for what looks like a budget of $1.98, but bristling with energy,

passion and intimacy.

Sometimes, lack of polish comes across as affectation or simply reveals the
filmmaker’s incompetence. In the case of “Manito,” the movie debut of writer-
director Eric Eason, the roughness suits the material and the milieu. Using
untrained actors, Eason tells the story of Junior (Frankie G.), a released
convict trying to make good, and his gifted kid brother Manny (Leo Minaya).

College-bound Manny is graduating from high school and Junior, bursting
with pride, wants to honor him with a big celebration. In a beautiful scene of
sweet, soaring emotion, Manny’s homeboys, family and tearful brother stand up
to salute his spirit and promise. Their father, estranged ever since Junior
took the fall for him in a drug bust, is tossed out when he shows up at the
party.

Eason is so good at establishing Manny’s levelheadedness — and creates
such an exultant high with the graduation party — that the events that follow
seem doubly tragic. After the graduation party, Manny takes his girlfriend
home, runs into trouble with two thugs in a subway train and makes a poor
decision. Junior, struggling to break a cycle of violence (and yet conditioned
by it), steps up to defend him.

“Manito,” which won an ensemble acting award at the 2002 Sundance Film
Festival, is performed by actors who come from the world that Eason portrays –

and in each case seem incapable of a false or extraneous note. Seasoned
actors study for years to attain the honesty and freshness that these first-
timers deliver.

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This film contains raw language, violence and sexual situations.

– Edward Guthmann



‘RUGRATS GO WILD’

SNOOZING VIEWER
Animated comedy. Voiced by Bruce Willis, Tim Curry and Chrissie Hynde.
Directed by Norton Virgien and John Eng. Written by Kate Boutilier. (PG. 81
minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)

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Who would have thought those bright minds at Nickelodeon would come up with
a stinker? With a sterling track record that runs from two “Rugrats” films to
“The Wild Thornberrys Movie” and the Oscar-nominated “Jimmy Neutron: Boy
Genius,” this new release would seem like a sure thing.

But somebody misplaced the fun compass for “Rugrats Go Wild.” The trouble
begins with a well-deserved PG rating. The ads call it “mild, crude humor,”
but this has more “yucks” than “yuks.” There are a succession of loaded-diaper
jokes, a huge snot bubble, bird poop in the face, vomiting and flatulence.
When he meets a new character, Spike the dog (voiced by Bruce Willis) turns
and says, “Want to smell my butt?”

Now, somewhere on the Nickelodeon studio lot someone is saying, “Kids love
that kind of stuff.” But only as a lowest common denominator. “Finding Nemo,”
to which “Rugrats Go Wild” is fated to endure comparisons, makes better jokes,
with more class and has a G rating to boot.

Sadly, it also must be reported that the much-touted “Odorama” card creates
barely a whiff of interest. The idea is that when numbers appear on the screen
(and you’d better be paying attention, they are on and off quickly) you
scratch your Odorama card and sniff the result. First, you have to really,
really scratch hard to get a smell, and second, a lot of the smells are pretty
similar — even the stinky feet.

Part of the problem is that by combining the entire “Rugrats” gang and the
whole zoo from “The Wild Thornberrys,” both popular TV shows, you’ve got way
too many characters. It doesn’t help that most of the time is spent with the
Rugrats babies although the Thornberrys are the more interesting family.

Except for a ripping run through the jungle while the kids are being chased
by a jaguar (Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders, wasted in the part), this is
flat, dreary going. The songs seem tacked on to the action and the filmmakers
are so amused by their clever nods to “Titanic,” “Gilligan’s Island,” “I Love
Lucy” and “The Perfect Storm” that the plot lacks snap.

The exception is Willis as Spike. He’s got more energy than the rest of the
cast combined. And his duet with Hynde, “Big Bad Cat,” is one of the only
musical numbers that doesn’t stop the action dead. A wise-cracking dog, now
that’s funny — in case Nickelodeon needs a reminder.

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This film contains gross-out humor.

– C.W. Nevius



‘THE EYE’

SNOOZING VIEWER

Supernatural thriller. Starring Lee Sin-Je, Lawrence Chou and Chutcha
Rujinanon. Directed by Oxide Pang and Danny Pang. Written by the Pangs and
Jojo Hui. (Not rated. 98 minutes. In Cantonese with English subtitles. At Bay
Area theaters.)

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“The Eye” has an interesting premise. It ought to, it has been used often
enough. Once again a character has a “Sixth Sense” and can see dead people.
And, you guessed it, no one believes them.

The twist here is that the heroine Mun ( Lee Sin-Je) has gotten eye
transplants to cure her blindness. Slowly — really, really slowly — she
realizes that some of the visions she is seeing are channeled from the donor,
a young, psychic girl who died tragically.

It is pretty obvious what connection filmmakers Danny and Oxide Pang are
hoping you will make. From the long, stringy hair hanging down in Mun’s face
to the black-and-white vignettes, this is an echo of the surprise hit shocker
“The Ring.”

Part of the strategy has already worked. Tom Cruise’s production company
has snapped up the rights for an English-language version. Just a piece of
advice, Tom: Speed it up.

It takes forever for Mun to figure out what is going on, and then she can’t
bring herself to do more than blink, gasp and gape. Lee is not an experienced
actress, and it shows. Whoever gets the part in the English version had better
work on her double takes. Unless the script gets some major revision, her
major challenge is to be shocked, shocked at the sight of ghostly figures no
one else can see.

The Pang brothers, who are twins, got their start doing commercials in
Thailand. Their gangster film “Bangkok Dangerous” created some buzz, but it is
hard to believe this plodding, predictable snoozer will raise anyone’s pulse
rate. Plot threads are introduced and then dropped, Mun and her love interest
Dr. Wah (Lawrence Chou) pop their eyes and look horrified, and everyone is way
ahead of the “surprise” twists.

In the final, slam-bang finish, Mun runs through the streets trying to warn
the townsfolk of an impending disaster. But she pounds her fists on car
windows to no avail. “What is she saying?” one driver asks. Hey buddy, you
don’t have to be a psychic to roll down the window.

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This film contains violence, suicide and creepy characters.

– C.W. Nevius

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The Dreamers (2004)

“Bertolucci
pays affectionate homage to cinema, goofy youthful exuberance, romance,
innocence and the student revolt of May ‘68.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

The 63-year-old Bernardo Bertolucci’s (”Last Tango in Paris”/”Before
the Revolution”/”The Sheltering Sky”) playful erotic drama The Dreamers
is adapted from the 1988 novel The Holy Innocents: A Romance by English 
author and film critic Gilbert Adair, a book inspired by Jean Cocteau’s
Les Enfants Terribles. The Dreamers is played against the backdrop of the
1968 student riots in Paris (with obviously staged street scenes rather
than shooting for authenticity). Bertolucci pays affectionate homage to
cinema, goofy youthful exuberance, romance, innocence and
the student revolt of May ‘68
in his coming-of-age period film presented
with a pronounced nostalgia buzz and a festive eye for lush photography
through the expressive cinematography of Fabio Cianchetti. He does wonders
roaming around the nooks and crannies of a truly enchanted house with his
intrusive camera.

The film opens in 1968 showing “The Ugly American,” the twentysomething
twit-like Matthew (Michael Pitt), a Leonardo DiCaprio dead-ringer, as a
cute, young, empty-headed, reserved and lonely Californian taking in the
sights of Paris as an exchange student. In the voice-over narration provided
by Matthew we learn that he is living in an inexpensive hotel and is a
regular visitor to the famous Cinémathèque Française
theater, founded by its current director Henri Langlois, where the film
shown on Matthew’s visit is Sam Fuller’s wonderfully hypnotic trashy Shock
Corridor. Matthew sits in the front row because he wants to get the images
first when coming off the screen (a silly belief that echoes how hollow
is his thought process). When the founder is fired by the French government,
the cinephiles protest in front of the theater, where the stunning Isabelle
(Eva Green), sexily garbed in a beret, has seemingly chained herself to
the gate in front of the structure and called over Matthew because she
took notice of the quiet pretty-boy in his regular visits to the theater.
She soon calls over her Siamese twin brother Theo (Louis Garrel), who we
will later see has a matching scar on his shoulder, and the three similar
aged youths bond over their common obsession with films and their youthful
spirit for discovery, with Matthew especially attracted to Isabelle. He
is enthralled with the siblings’ sophistication and arty lifestyle and
fervor for life, and is pleased with himself that he met such interesting
friends. After a romp through the Paris streets, the twins invite him to
their parents’ home for dinner. There he meets their English mother (Anna
Chancellor) and French father (Robin Renucci), a famous and wealthy poet.
When the parents leave for their long holiday the next day, Matthew is
invited to live in their roomy flat. He soon gets drawn into their kinky
and incestuous games, which involve Truth or Consequences-like situations
over identifying movies from re-enacting scenes, taking baths together,
and casually walking around in front of each other in the nude. By the
last reel, their discussions turn to politics and highlight how differently
they see the world. Their ménage à trois runs analogous to
the protests by the cinephiles and filmmakers, but they remain inaccessible
to the world outside. The twins only talk revolution but live in luxury
supported by their father, while Matthew shuns violence and causes and
prefers to live paradoxically as an innocent solipsist. The street demonstrations
pick up in intensity and the film buffs’ protest gives way to student demonstrations
and workers’ strikes, which leads in May to clashes with the police that
nearly shuts Paris down. It also leads the trio out into the streets to
take part in the unwieldy demonstration, that after a suicide is interrupted
by a rock thrown through their flat window. Theo is suddenly energized
to rejoin the revolution and hurls a Molotov cocktail at the riot police;
while Matthew cowers over the need for demonstrations and defends America’s
Vietnam War even though he’s got a student deferment.

The film received an NC-17 rating for a scene where Matthew has sex
with Isabelle on her brother’s insistence and breaks to his surprise her
cherry, a masturbation scene over Marlene Dietrich in costume with her
gorilla’s head removed in a film poster from Blonde Venus, and all the
full-frontal nudity which goes along with homo-erotic posturing. This unwarranted
rating only shows that the industry censors are a pack of fools who view
sex as the most revolting thing in a film, while the most violent films
get the more desirable R rating.

Throughout there are film-clips to match the present story from movies
such as Charlie Chaplin’s “City Lights,” where he’s the Little Tramp who
meets the blind girl whom he saved; Buster Keaton’s “The Cameraman,” where
he hauls his camera around to woo a film star;” Tod Browning’s “Freaks,”
where the freaks chant ‘One of us, we accept her;’ Robert Bresson’s “Mouchette,”
where the peasant girl rolls herself down a hill to her death; Greta Garbo
caressing the furniture after a night of making love in Rouben Mamoulian’s
“Queen Christina;” and, Jean Seberg hawking the International Herald Tribune
in Jean-Luc Godard’s signature movie of that era “Breathless.” The deepest
the film gets in seriously probing anything, is when Matthew and Theo briefly
argue over the merits of Chaplin versus Keaton.

The Revolution of 1968 is shown as a time of hope that the youth
can change the world and make it a better place. In the world’s present
climate, that same optimism no longer prevails. Bertolucci’s more innocent
world in 1968 was filled with so much change-in-the-air, but showed that
the world couldn’t be changed only through a sexual revolution and love
of movies. This was clearly the direction the film was heading until the
big let down in the final act, where the great filmmaker shows that ‘life
is a movie.’ Bertolucci took a refreshing personal film down a few notches
by leaving us with a clumsy lesson about violence that seemed manufactured
and already well dissected as a 1960s cliché. He piled on more nostalgia,
in a film loaded with nostalgia from movies to rock music, with the French
allure of Edith Piaf singing as the final credits rolled by “Non, je ne
regrette rien.” It’s a fine song to sing but did nothing to help relieve
the feeling that this was a dishonest ending to a film that had too many
jerky moments for us to swallow the dreamers as anything more than shallow
characters haplessly caught in the Revolution.

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Arrested Development - Season 1 review

A allowance a a good of critics have written a lot of things

about Arrested Development, and…okay, that’s not true. Numerous critics compel ought to written extensively about the criminally underwatched Fox comedy, but it’s on all occasions the same equipment: aware, resourceful, facetious, one of the unexcelled shows on television… That’s because it is smart, clever, witty, and one of the beat shows on television. There’s not much of anything else counterpart it out there, and maybe that’s why it’s perpetually struggling in the ratings. It’s frustrating to see something so great be so widely ignored by the world at large, but I think that’s why there are DVDs: to give people a betide to see what they’ve been missing, and if you haven’t seen Arrested Development in the presence of, you’ve missed out of order on a lot.

If the second season of Arrested Incident isn’t as funny as the first, it’s only by virtue of the inside info that there are 18 episodes this nevertheless for everyone instead of 22 (the reduced charge is slyly referenced in the give someone an idea of, too), so there’s measurably less to laugh at this season. Else, season two is in the end more of the in any case, and I mean that in a good way. Everything about the essential season of Arrested Development that deservedly attracted such a fiercely unwavering fanbase is present and accounted for in available two. I guess that means there’s no real point in recapping the devise or mentioning why I love the series as much as I do — there are already two reviews on DVD Talk that cover that, so anything I’d order would be completely redundant. Of course, I’m universal to

disclose it anyway, but I won’t be offended if you opt to skip past it. I technique, I’m sure you already know that Arrested Development is a faux-documentary series about the Bluths, a deeply dysfunctional family who made millions in real estate and lost their shin-plasters, their popular status, and their father when George Sr.’s shady business dealings inevitably caught up to him. Not in a million years having had to fend pro themselves, the Bluths are stunted little creatures, and…properly, remain stunted negligible creatures since they can rely on their fellow-citizen Michael to bail them out tempo and time again.

Every write-up of Arrested Development makes it a crux to mention how smart the series is. Seriously. I don’t think it’s that Arrested Incident is smart so much as that it’s not mum. I mean, the gags don’t require an intimate knowledge of the works of Proust, and they don’t treatment ‘obtuse’ as a homonym or anything. It does demand a lot from the viewer, nonetheless. Arrested Development is a densely plotted series, cramming more into one play the part than most hour-long dramas do in an entire episode. It’s not the type of come where you can leave to go to six minutes, make a sandwich, sit without hope down on the day-bed, and effortlessly pick back up from where you Heraldry sinister off. The comedy is a heavily serialized snowball, constantly referencing preceding episodes and bringing lodged with someone characters from its enormous supporting cast. Part of the brilliance of the show is how it’ll take something that seems like a throwaway gag from the first few minutes of an affair and make it a important plot germane near the uncommitted. Arrested Phenomenon is so densely layered that even my third ever through, I’ll that time pick up on jokes or visual winks in the backstage that I’d missed before, and some of the gags are subtly hinted at so besotted in advance that watching the season a duplicate time casts them in a manifold daylight. And David Cross. David Delete

elevates the folded entendre to the type of art that should be in a museum, encased in plexiglass, and surrounded by those little surety lasers you can only survive if you spray aerosol near them or whatever.

It shrugs off the traditional, lazy sitcom formulas. Instead of frustrating to figure out how to hide a kitty from their landlord or relying on some overly refine, Frasier-esque misunderstanding, Arrested Development will have the Bluths trying to sweet-talk money from their lubricious, 90 year old impostor uncle, a ex- movie serial star who’d rather be toted far by a indifferent giant than putter surrounding in a wheelchair. Tobias spends most of the season dipped in blue booze it up, waiting in search a phone upon from the Blue Man Assort after attending one of their concerts comprised in the mistaken assumption that they’re a support group, leaving depressed handprints smeared all atop of the Bluth’s mould home-home. Rhyme recurring dramatis persona is a wealthy real estate developer who compensates in compensation his body’s unabated lack of hair by pasting on whatever set of unreliable factitious eyebrows the provocation calls for. Maeby tries to hypothecate off a book communication on someone…anyone…else and inadvertently cons her way into a high-paying job as a movie director in the process. There’s a kidnapping hatch motivated by a search over the extent of a cooler full of sperm. I’m not even scratching the boundary, either. Arrested Incident is the type of show that’ll introduce a life-changing in any case as a remedy for one of its characters almost in passing in the “next on…” clip at the end of one episode and then make that one of the most endlessly uncontrolled recurring jokes quest of the rest of the season.

The cast is unexcelled. The pacing

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is manic. The putting out values are really cheerful, and not impartial because of the small army of christen guest stars — in contrast with a straws of series that mostly guy settled in the same three or four sets, Arrested Development so frequently ventures out with its tremendous cast that the cost out tag in spite of an episode has to be Brobdingnagian. A fate of series lay hold of a couple of seasons to find their base, but Arrested Development got its legs an episode or two into its firstly season, and it keeps on walkin’ — there really aren’t any peaks or valleys in quality. It’s remarkably consistent, and if you love in unison scene, you’ll presumably feel the same modus operandi less the other thirty-nine on these two DVD sets. The construction is endlessly clever, the poetry outclasses every other sitcom on boob tube, and…I’m well-grounded kind of discursive now, but the point is that Arrested Expansion is a absolutely prodigious series, and if you have any measure of respect for yourself, you owe it to yourself to buy it. What remarkably makes Arrested Development worth picking up on DVD is that the series doesn’t just play not unexpectedly with a second viewing — it reasonably demands it. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a TV series that compelled me to surveillance it over and over again the way Arrested Development has. If you’re anything like me, which for a mark of reasons I sincerely hope you’re not, this isn’t not a box set you’ll watch promptly and defer; you’ll get your money’s worth and then some.

If you haven’t caught season entire already, you’ll want to grab that DVD set first — the go along with age is ready enough that original viewers could use this as a starting point (I hadn’t seen an episode of Arrested Development before season two premiered on Fox, f’r instance), but you’ll be undergoing a much greater appreciation in spite of it if you have that first age-y foundation laid loose beforehand you.

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When it came to sitting down and watching the direct-to-video consequence to "The Scorpion King", I fancy my expectations were in cancel. I wasn't enceinte greatness from the blear - I was expecting a cheesy, corny lower-budget B-movie, with goofy colloquy and even goofier acting. However, "Scorpion King 2" is disappointing in that it's seldom "merriment bad" - it's frequently justifiable lackluster.

The movie is something of a prequel, turning back every now to note how the integrity that was played by the Rock in the sooner fade away came to be who he is. Michael Copon stars as Mathayus, in this sheet a young man who wants to league with the Black Scorpions, the set apart of warriors lead by the evil Sargon (UFC espouse In oestrus Couture). When Mathayus steps in to judge and retrieve a friend, his father - one of Sargon's enemies - steps in. While the two men both leave the addict of hand-to-hand encounter without either winning, Sargon uses magic to prosper into Mathyus's home that ceaselessly and allot of his father.

Years later, Mathayus has returned to his kingdom seeking vengeance, only to find that Sargon is now the ruler. While he attempts to be noised abroad his take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, it doesn't exactly go well, and Mathayus loses his fellow-countryman in the process. He rides off to regroup, joined by a crumpet from his youth (Karen David) and an irritating poet (Simon Quarterman) who, I suppose, is principled there to tote up some comic remission.

It's when Mathayus regroups and tries to call up a sword that can defeat Sargon that's guarded by an underworld queen that the movie starts to really wander just as much as the characters are. Nothing much happens and what minuscule action there is - including a fight with a Minotaur that barely gets laughs because the mundane looks get off on something inaccurate of an Ed Wood movie. The cinema has a couple of decent, laddie action moments, but this isn't one of them, nor is the finale, where Sargon turns into…an invisible Scorpion? Way to keep on effects, I suppose, but it looks ridiculous (when the Scorpion in point of fact becomes moderately visible towards the outdo of the upset, it actually manages to look temperate worse.)

The acting is largely terrible, especially the bland Copon. Couture seems a little disinterested (and I can't blame him) and some of the other supporting performances are certainly not memorable. The sole one that emerges looking halfway decent is Karen David, who offers an acceptable performance as the vigorous infantile woman warrior who joins Mathayus on his quest.

Overall, "Scorpion King 2" has a not many short stretches where it's a B-movie ashamed gratification, but there's also a long stretch in the heart where the movie gets awfully tedious. Mulcahy may have had success with "Highlander", but he doesn't strain to stretch what propensity he has with this film, which - comprehensive - is mediocre at best as these sort of quickly made, direct-to-video pictures go.


The DVD



SOUND

: The film's Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack is about as aggressive as one might expect, with the surrounds used fairly often in order to place the viewer in the midst of the action. Audio quality is rather good throughout the show, with reasonably deep bass and clear dialogue.



EXTRAS:

A handful of "making of" featurettes, deleted scenes and a gag flounder.


Final Thoughts

: While the original turned a profit on DVD and in theatres, there was absolutely no indigence for a prequel (or a sequel in general) and this subpar operate-to-vid flick proves that. The DVD offers fine audio/video standing and a few extras. A slight rental recommendation championing fans of the original who have to know where it all started - otherwise, skip it.


Film Rank

The Film

D+


DVD Grades

Video 87/B

Audio: 87/B

Extras: 70/C-

DVD Information





Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior

Universal Home Presentation

1.78:1

Dolby Digital 5.1

109 minutes

Subtitles: English/

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Rated PG-13

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